this just in

john edwards is backing obama!! woo hoo! maybe that will speak to some good ol' southerners and make them realize that it's okay to be a white man backing a black man. either way, they all still think women are worthless, but i can deal with that as long as mccain doesn't creep into the white house. most bitches are pretty stupid anyways.

on that note...has hilary already hit menopause? if not, and she was elected, we should prepare ourselves for irrational decision-making and staggered speeches from a sweaty browed broad. god...i hate my own gender.