randomness

the day was pretty normal...ya know...work sucks, god i wish it was friday, oh, tomorrow is friday (yay). then i left work and was surrounded by randomness.

on my way home traffic was backed up. people kept moving over to the 2 left-hand lanes. when i got up on what should have been a dead child, i saw that it was actually 30 pairs of shoes lying in the road. i guess someone lost a trash bag on the way to goodwill. i wanted to take a picture but didn't want to be one of those people that i hate. but why the fuck can't we run over a few sneakers? if my car can't handle that then maybe it's only designed to drive on clouds.

i stopped at a gas station to get some smokes. there was a long line. when there's a long line i think certain idiots should be forced to remove themselves from the line. like the guy in front of me who got TWO DOLLARS WORTH OF GAS. okay, gas is $3.79 a gallon. so this guy just wasted our time counting out nickels and dimes for .52 gallons. hopefully he wasn't driving anywhere further than the parking lot. douche.

i was almost home, stopped in traffic, when this short ass mexican decided to jaywalk...in the direction of my car...staring at me...and screaming repeatedly, "BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL." i thought he was about to climb into my window. i am not a greencard...get the fuck away.

this has always gotten me: what's the deal with the fear of rain? it's barely trickling outside and people are walking around protecting themselves with oversized golf umbrellas. you could walk a mile outside right now and possibly be hit with 2 drops. what the fuck?

other than that i have an extremely overwhelming desire to get fucked up. but if i do that i won't go to the gym tonight or in the morning. bleh.