gas or botox? it's just such a hard decision

all i can say is hallelujah. in case you don't know how i feel about plastic surgery here ya go...i fucking hate it. we are a shallow society that is teaching next generations all the wrong values.

hi, i'm a dumb fucking cunt who is with you for your money and talks to your best friends about how small your penis is. i also don't plan on ever working a day in my life because i have you to do that for me. i am going to divorce you in two years and take you for all you're worth, so enjoy this estate while you can. oh, and i need another 40,000 for my butt implants that i will be getting tomorrow. what? you want me to suck your cock? oh my god! i just sucked the pool boy's, isn't that enough for one day?

anyways, i am happy to know that there has been a decline in surgeries because of our current economic issues. but then, you still have bitches who "...would rather have Botox than go out to dinner".

amazing.