can i borrow your phone to call my lawnmower?

what is this about? a lawnmower that you can message using your phone??? oh yeah, it's about the fact that people are lazy as hell, and have stretching lawns that they don't step foot on but feel they need as a claim of their own little american dream. why use a push mower when you can just sit your ass on a riding one? and why do either when you can just call your little yard robot and have him do it? you would be much better off paying the neighborhood lawn boy $20 bucks a week to cut the yard. or getting off your own ass and doing it. what? that's crazy talk!!! i know. silly me. now enjoy another real world marathon and don't move a muscle.




and while i am on the subject of robots doing human jobs, check out this bad boy. apparently a spray from his water cannon is enough to scare off the loitering. but what i don't get is this: the man who invented this robot is a mere bar owner who has a remote control that directs this big hunk of metal through downtown atlanta. what the hell gives that asshole the right to shoo away anyone? if they aren't in his bar or on his property, then should he have anything to say about it? not to mention the fact that this mobilized eye sore is all over everyone's turf, and if my driveway was there i don't think i would really go for that. but it would definitely be funny to sit perched in a window and take pictures of the interactions. i could have a series and have a gallery opening called crackhead vs. bum bot-the beginning of atlanta's underground militia.