you have got to be fucking kidding me. seriously. is this a joke? i'm not being a smart ass...this HAS to be a joke. a fucking children's book, My Beautiful Mommy, to explain why mommy will come home with bigger milk jugs, wearing bandages and then spend days lying in bed?? how about this for an explanation: you're mommy is a shallow bitch who is currently doped up on oxycontin which she will soon be addicted to because she couldn't live with the stretch marks that she has on her belly as a result of bringing you into this world. now go be a good little heathen and teach yourself how to cope with being neglected. also, make sure that you love mommy more now that she has put her priorities in order and spent your college savings on making herself more like barbie. oh, and don't forget the lesson here: beauty=worthiness. let's hope puberty doesn't put a hump in that cute little nose of yours.
in case you can't read the page: "that's sweet of you to say, my love, but mommy is also having her tummy made smaller. you see, as i got older, my body stretched and i couldn't fit in my clothes anymore. dr. michael is going to fix that and make me feel better".
there are so many things wrong with this i don't even know where to start. but here is one thing; in 2007 the total expenditures for COSMETIC surgical procedures was a whopping $8,395,851,754. wow. and just think of all the starving children.
society fucking disgusts me.
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"i couldn't fit in my clothes anymore..."??? she never heard of going shopping instead of surgery? i like the watermark across the photo..."not for public use" i wouldn't want the public to see that either
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